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Lifemate 

The Legit badass person you call yours for the rest of your life that has your back and never gives up on you
Look Shackelnerd your Lifemate has out did himself again
Lifemate by Hd#48 October 19, 2019
Words you can keep

heterosexual lifemate 

1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick
"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob
heterosexual lifemate by tandre October 4, 2008

hetero lifemate 

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.
Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.
hetero lifemate by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

hetero-lifemate 

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.
*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

heterosexual lifemate 

Your closest platonic friend.
Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.

hetero life mate 

Someone of the same sex who you hang out with enough to consider your life mate, but not in a gay way.
I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob

hetero life mate 

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.
dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.
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