lifemare

lifemare (noun): another word for a human life, especially when the life is bad enough to be mistaken for a nightmare.

Jim was exhausted by his lifemare; it seemed the odds were always against him and he never got a stroke of luck.

by citygirlkris August 11, 2009

lifemare

A particularly frightening nightmare. One that relates closely to personal or life issues.

After experiancing a particularly disturbing lifemare, one may be compelled to change an aspect of their life or way of living.

by Tayda Tot October 24, 2006

Lifemare

A life mare is when you have too many boyfriends on the go but prefer the one that’s double your age and still lives at home with his parents

‘Imogen is having a lifemare and cannot decide who she wants to be with.’

by marilynsixtyniner November 29, 2021

Lifemare

A life mare is when you have too many boyfriends on the go but prefer the one that’s double your age and still lives at home with his parents

‘Imogen is having a lifemare and cannot decide who she wants to be with.’

by marilynsixtyniner November 29, 2021

heterosexual lifemate

1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick

"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob

by tandre October 4, 2008

hetero lifemate

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.

Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.

by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

by girl7 December 8, 2006