Definitions by girl7

Cattack 

The act of bombarding a person with cat videos, memes and pictures until they love cats.

"He said he doesn't trust cats so i'm gonna cattack him"

"I can't believe they don't love kittys, they need a good cattacking!"

Cattack by Girl7 September 7, 2014

diddle

to caress or tickle, but not to the point of laughter.

girl: "will you diddle my arm? it's my favorite, it really relazes me and turns me on!"

boy: "heck yes!"

diddle by girl7 December 30, 2006

delovely 

the only word used to descibe your feelings towards a person the exact moment you realize you are in forever in love with them.

*boyfriend and girlfriend watching a movie, girl eating popcorn and turns towards her boyfriend, only to catch him starring at her*

girl: "why are you looking at me like that?"

guy: "you are delovely, you are perfect, you are breathtaking...and i will always love you."

delovely by girl7 December 8, 2006

xtreme soccer

soccer played on the beach, hands, trick plays, tackeling, pulling hair, and grabbing clothing is allowed. only real official rules are:

1. no out of bounds
2. no kicking or throwing sand in to somebody's face

mark: "it's the season opener for XTREME soccer today, you pumped?"

becky: "are you kidding me? i've been waiting for this day since the season finals last year!"

xtreme soccer by girl7 December 8, 2006

hetero-lifemate 

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

wifey

used to describe the female of a male/female platonic relationship.

jill: "you need to start saving money for college and stop waisting it on such stupid things!"

dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."

jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"

ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"

dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"

wifey by girl7 December 8, 2006

whatev 

originaly used in the 2006 milkyway commercial, a shortned and funny way of saying "whatever."

mother: "you need to study for your test tomorrow!"

son: "whatev...i'll be fine."

whatev by girl7 December 7, 2006