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heterosexual lifemate 

1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick
"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob
heterosexual lifemate by tandre October 4, 2008

hetero lifemate 

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.
Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.
hetero lifemate by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

hetero-lifemate 

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.
*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

heterosexual lifemate 

Your closest platonic friend.
Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.

hetero life mate 

Someone of the same sex who you hang out with enough to consider your life mate, but not in a gay way.
I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob

hetero life mate 

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.
dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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