*on the
phone*
jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"
phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"
jack: "i can'
t wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"
phil: "i love you, man!"
jack: "i love you too, bro!"
*off the phone*
tina: "man, if i didn'
t know any better, i'd think you two were
gay together!"
jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"
tina: "don'
t get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."