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Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em.....
Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag.....
Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. What?
Jay and Silent Bob are the shit.
by Tommyboy October 22, 2004
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
by Joe (Tyrano) December 29, 2004
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The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.
I'm Jay, and this is my hetro lifemate, Silent Bob.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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Two characters that have appeared in all save one of NEw Jersey director Kevin Smith's movies, Smith plays Silent Bob with Jay played by friend Jason Mewes. The characters are two drug dealers who spend a lot of time hanging outside of the quickstop in Leonardo New Jersey. Jay is a confident, foul mouthed, sex obsessed guy with a pretty low IQ. whereas bob is a genious and (nearly) mute, only speaking once or twice in each movie.

They have appeared in Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob. They did not appear in Jersey Girl as it was not part of Smith's Jersey Trilogy, but they are appearing in Clerks 2.
or as Jay would put it

Jay and silent bob are the mack daddy's of fucking Jersey. Jay is a smooooooth pimp who loves the pussy and Silent bob is his black manservant, Nooch!
by Tau June 03, 2006
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The coolest pair of stoners... Who have made their mark in american history... FOREVER! They've been in several movies.
(Ex,in chronological order: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Even a Tv Show! So Watch everything that I listed, or ill get you... oh I will... j/k!
Jay aka: Chronic. "Is a smoooth pimp who looove the pussy"...

Silent Bob aka: Bluntman. "Is my black manservant, WHAT?"
by Snooginik January 28, 2004
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the two coolest stoners ever to have been born by their careless mothers who left them in front of the quickstop, which is now there place to hang out and smoke weed. aka jason mewes, and kevin smith.
by Mr. Pink December 05, 2004
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