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1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick
"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob
by tandre August 03, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Your closest platonic friend.
Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.
by IceIceBurghy November 04, 2008
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