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heterosexual lifemate 

"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob
heterosexual lifemate by tandre October 4, 2008

hetero lifemate 

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.
Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.
hetero lifemate by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

hetero-lifemate 

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.
*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

Lifemate 

The Legit badass person you call yours for the rest of your life that has your back and never gives up on you
Look Shackelnerd your Lifemate has out did himself again
Lifemate by Hd#48 October 19, 2019

Lifemates 

A word from Anne with An E, created by Anne as a new word as to make husbands and wives both equal.
Basically meaning husband and wife.
"I've come up with a new name for both parties, together, because I believe that they should be named the same." -Anne
"Well, let's hear it." -Matthew
"Lifemates." -Anne
"Ah, that's a new one for the dictionary!" -Matthew

heterosexual lifemate 

Your closest platonic friend.
Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.