Life Boat 

A male or female you keep around in the case that you become desperate causing you to lower your standards and will go for anyone. You lead them on but never get anywhere with them unless they are needed. Also known as Playing

I haven't been with anyone in a while and I'm becoming desperate (ship sinking) but I have a back up plan to save me,(the person), I'll just go to my Life Boat.

Life Boat by Santillean November 27, 2012

last man on the life boat 

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

last man on the life boat by thenoblesock January 28, 2008

Boat life 

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.

Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life

Boat life by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020

ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life [WIP] 

"ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP" is aa roblox game based off of someone canoeing to go to an area which will give them "a better life", the description of this game says

"by oar, tooth, nail, and heart, paddle your way to a better life for you and the ones you love. cast away the ballasts of life's misgivings and you will find that only by death shall fate sink your unrelenting spirit.

WIP! bugfixes, polish, & more checkpoints are in the works ^-^

HOW TO PLAY:
💻pc: click & drag on the water with your oar to move
📱 mobile: touch water with oar equipped to paddle"

This "word" Is made for a speedrun website, there may or may not be better ways to define this but this is all I'm currently able to think of. have a great day and maybe even play the game sometime! :D

Hey Steph, Wanna play Roblox together? I have a game idea that I saw recently called "boat ride into a better life WIP".

"boat ride into a better life WIP" aka "ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP"

ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life [WIP] by Dasious May 25, 2023

lifeboat 

A person in a relationship who keeps someone he dated or some who likes him on the side in case things dont work out in his current relationship, so that he can have another person to replace his current bf/gf

charlie always keeps a lifeboat just in case his relationship doesnt work out and he would have someone else to run back to.

lifeboat by salitsa February 25, 2008

Trip into a lifeboat

To miraculously and suspiciously escape unharmed, especially from a situation you yourself caused

Captain Schettino after sinking a cruise ship and leaving all the passengers aboard: "No signore, you don't understand. I trip into a lifeboat!"

Trip into a lifeboat by saidpatrick February 2, 2012

Mandy Lifeboats 

A woman who is the first person called for when a large ship appears to be sinking

Mandy Lifeboats! Mandy Lifeboats! We're sinking!

Mandy Lifeboats by Offramp_t November 25, 2009