charmin

Something fun to squeeze. However, squeezing the charmin results in harassment from a certain Mr. Whipple.

Lady: It's so soft, so SQUEEZABLY soft!
Mr. Whipple: Please, don't squeeze the charmin!

by Charmin Squeezer June 17, 2004

charmin

a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."

by K Joyce October 16, 2009

charmin

Toilet paper, butt wipe. Brand name of butt wipe.

Nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.

by coastworm October 31, 2003

charmin

An untrustworthy person, someone who lies or bullshits alot. Also defined as a slacker or someone weak; soft like toilet paper charm pronounced "sharm" is the abbreviated word. charmed "sharmed" To get played by someone

Yo stop charmin. I ain't got time for no charmin right now. Why you trying to charm me, huh? Yo he be charmin for no reason. "Yo man she straight charmin you, why you paying for her shit anyway?" Damn, you got charmed like that!?

by Mighty Mike October 3, 2007

charmin

when a white woman fucks a black male making her absolutely repulsive, thusly reminding all surrounding males of shit on toilet paper

Hey Steve-O, look at that charmin over there, that's one way to ruin a white woman.

by Winturgeson February 7, 2006

charmin

In reference to Charmin toilet paper, it is used only for the highest of quality babes who you would be honored by having wipe their ass with her face. Not to be used lightly!

"Man!..Tricia is a Charmin"
or just as a "heads up" warning to a friend of oncoming hottie
"Charmin"

by roonz January 28, 2005

Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 20, 2003