Charmin 

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

Charmin by Johnny December 20, 2003

Charmin 

When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.

Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.

Girl with fat ass walks by.

Guys: CHARMIN!

Charmin by Bennehftw May 27, 2021

charmin 

Something fun to squeeze. However, squeezing the charmin results in harassment from a certain Mr. Whipple.

Lady: It's so soft, so SQUEEZABLY soft!
Mr. Whipple: Please, don't squeeze the charmin!

charmin by Charmin Squeezer June 17, 2004

charmin 

a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."

charmin by K Joyce October 16, 2009

charmin 

Toilet paper, butt wipe. Brand name of butt wipe.

Nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.

charmin by coastworm October 31, 2003

charmin 

An untrustworthy person, someone who lies or bullshits alot. Also defined as a slacker or someone weak; soft like toilet paper charm pronounced "sharm" is the abbreviated word. charmed "sharmed" To get played by someone

Yo stop charmin. I ain't got time for no charmin right now. Why you trying to charm me, huh? Yo he be charmin for no reason. "Yo man she straight charmin you, why you paying for her shit anyway?" Damn, you got charmed like that!?

charmin by Mighty Mike October 3, 2007

charmin 

when a white woman fucks a black male making her absolutely repulsive, thusly reminding all surrounding males of shit on toilet paper

Hey Steve-O, look at that charmin over there, that's one way to ruin a white woman.

charmin by Winturgeson February 7, 2006