Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating sex toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See dildophobic.

"So did you dump that guy yet?"

"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."

vibraphobic by Holepuncher October 12, 2012

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labraphobia

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

labraphobia by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

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Lisaphobic

when a person is terrorized and or scared to admit Lalisa Manoban as kpop's IT girl. Furthermore, these group of people continues to stay pressed, butthurt and in denial.

*LISA EXISTS* :
Lisaphobic: I hate how overrated Lisa of Blackpink is, she is hyped up by her fans for breathing.
literally anyone in their right mind: why are you lisaphopic she does deserve the hype she gets, none in this industry is overrated everyone works hard for their achievements.

Lisaphobic by monarchio March 7, 2020

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Labraphobic

Having a fear of Labrador's

My Labraphobic neighbors called the cops again when my dogs got loose.

Labraphobic by Zoltar85 January 24, 2023

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