lewis black on minnesotawinters " This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
The best fucking comidian on the planet he rules. I have 2 of his cds and he has neck flab which is cool for him hes the most awsome person not to be hot ohh his Health club is IHOP
"If I had that kind of money I would buy a personalball washer now I can tell some of you pulling away from me and that hurts me because I came a long way just to share my dream with you
A comidian who pissed off about pretty mucheverything. His health spa is IHOP, his favorite drug is nyquil, he hates being jewish and he dicovered why we get an aniurism. He has a segment on the Daily Show called Back in Black.
"I would have celebrated christmas this year but i can't because i'm fucking jewish" -Lewis Black