omega9999's definitions

Lewis Black

The greatest comedian on the planet.

"We believe that whoever has the most stuff when he dies, wins. Well, you're dead, fuck-nut. So you didn't win."

by omega9999 December 14, 2003

New York Minute

Approximately equal to one second in reality.

I'll have it done in a New York minute!

by omega9999 December 14, 2003

annihilation

A state of utter destruction; to wipe out, leaving nothing left.

Countries in nuclear war face the threat of annihilation.

by omega9999 November 30, 2003

dah

Statement of confusion.

Dah! Did that girl just say "if it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college"?

by omega9999 November 9, 2003