lesbophile 

1) Someone who especially likes lesbians or lesbianism
2) Someone who enjoys lesbian fantasy, fiction or erotica
3) A dude who wants to be a lesbian

I am a total lesbophile.

lesbophile by Lesbophile January 3, 2009

lexophile 

A lover of cryptic words

Lexophiles do it with letters.

lexophile by Anomaly July 19, 2005

labophile 

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.

Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.

labophile by teh maleman December 26, 2008

Legophile 

Somebody who Mains Steve in smash bros

Dude Ali is a total Legophile

Legophile by TheCreatorAli August 20, 2022

lezophile

someone who loves lesbians

She's just a lezophile, always wanting to lick some girl's pussy.

lezophile by Luisa Alvara March 28, 2007

lesophile 

A lesbian pedophile. A pedophile is usually a man, whereas a lesophile is a lesbian woman. Most lesbians are not lesophiles, the same way that most men (gay or straight) are not pedophiles.

My best friend's homeroom teacher was a lesophile; she gave the 8th grade girls free stuff and "special privileges" --nudge nudge, wink wink.

lesophile by FireLady January 21, 2009

leavophile

British person who becomes aroused to a sexual frenzy by the prospect of Brexit and leaving the European Union

Gary was a leavophile. He'd spend hours in his dirty raincoat hunched over the Daily Mail, exciting himself with the prospect of "taking back control" and rebuilding the British Empire

leavophile by Gymnophoria May 8, 2018