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Loudophile 

The correct term for adult fans of a show called the loud house.
Loud + Pedophile = Loudophile

Every Manchild who watches the Loud House wants to have sex with the characters.
John: Hey Bart! What's your favorite ship?
Bart: Lincoln Loud X his sisters! I love to watch porn of them having sex.
John: What the fuck! Dude that's fucking Gross!
Bart: Nah!
John: You're a Pedophile.
Bart: Shut Up!
John: No Wait! You're a Loudophile!
Loudophile by DennisandMooch December 31, 2018

lexophile 

Lexophiles do it with letters.
lexophile by Anomaly July 19, 2005

labophile 

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.
labophile by teh maleman December 26, 2008

lesbophile 

1) Someone who especially likes lesbians or lesbianism
2) Someone who enjoys lesbian fantasy, fiction or erotica
3) A dude who wants to be a lesbian
I am a total lesbophile.
lesbophile by Lesbophile January 3, 2009

Readophile 

A person, usually an outcast from society, who has become excessively involved in various forms of lolicon material and accused of being a closet pedophile.
A very important part of the status as a Readophile is that they are in denial of being one, nobody can willingly be a
Readophile.
It is important that the Readophile insists that it is OK for them to obsess over what is essentially child pornography because the material is drawn, regardless of how they truly feel about real people and whether they are actually attracted to children.
"Alex has been absolutely obsessed with lolicon ever since he first got onto the internet, and he's a total readophile too."
Readophile by Jarhead11577 May 23, 2018

Peadophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.
"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"
Peadophile by Beng92 November 10, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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