labophile

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.

Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.

by teh maleman December 26, 2008

Logophile

A logophile is a person who loves words. A person who enjoys having an expansive vocabulary. A person who loves the way words interact with each other to create sentences.

What if All Time Low had named their band Nadir instead. That really turns on the logophile in me.

by RAINFALL February 11, 2014

lexophile

A lover of cryptic words

Lexophiles do it with letters.

by Anomaly July 19, 2005

lesbophile

1) Someone who especially likes lesbians or lesbianism
2) Someone who enjoys lesbian fantasy, fiction or erotica
3) A dude who wants to be a lesbian

I am a total lesbophile.

by Lesbophile January 3, 2009

lawnophile

Someone who exhibits an extreme attraction to the following: grass, shrubs, dirt, or any other form of wildlife in their back (or front) yard. Typically this affection is in a romantic or sexual sensation.

Kayleigh is a lawnophile

by sophocles April 24, 2008

Logophile

Logophile- a lover of words
Non-sexual

I’m a logophile, words mean everything to me they hold a meaning that is deeper than it may seem

by d3finitions June 15, 2018

lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.

Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.

by netsendjoe November 13, 2003