Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Lesbianologist 

One who has dedicated their lives to the study of lesbian culture and daily interpersonal interactions.
Casey is a lesbianologist. She has studied the lesbian culture for many decades.
Lesbianologist by Mique Zee March 12, 2021

Lesbianologist 

Someone who accepts and has unconditional love for the lesbian community. This is one who has studied the the internal workings of lesbians and understand their psyche through daily observation and personal interactions.
Mike is a lesbianologist. He has lived with lesbians for years and totally understand how they differ from the general population.
Lesbianologist by Mique Zee May 13, 2021
Also known as the "cemetery of dreams" by many Lebanese people, it is the center of corruption, lawlessness, misogyny, sexism, unemployment, racism, sectarianism, and anxiety.

Rocked by one of history's most powerful non-nuclear explosions on August 8, 2020, Lebanon's capital is specifically famous for its inter-sectarian conflicts. As a matter of fact, no one has been held accountable for that explosion yet, although many of the ruling politicians were aware of the presence of the ammonium nitrate that caused the explosion! Getting shot by stray bullets is a part of a citizen's daily life in the country, but worry not because there will always be a part of the rich elite trying to delude itself that Lebanon, where the population is sinking in poverty and famine, is the best country in the world!

Most importantly, Lebanon is Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Notorious for its incessant power cuts, often leaving those who rely on Électricité du Liban for electricity in the darkness for days, Lebanon is every emo or goth person's destination. Not only will the darkness guide you, but you will also find every needed reason to decide you no longer want to stay alive.

You'll struggle to put food on the table, get medical treatment, and afford an education, but you'll certainly be able to visit the beach and the mountains in less than an hour! That is, if you can afford fuel.

Live, Love, Lebanon!
"5ayye ayre bi lebnen"
"Kes ekhto hal lebnen shu mentek"

Lebnen = Lebanon in Arabic
Lebanon by Lebanesefactss November 15, 2022
Target practice for terrorist.
The worst year in history-2020

Person 1: hey I have a bomb and don’t know we’re to test it out, any ideas?

Person 2: Yea let’s shoot it at the smoke in Lebanon and blame it on ammonium nitrate!
Lebanon by Mesiidor August 6, 2020

Lebanon High School 

Located Right smack in the middle of nowhere. Lebanon high school is located in the middle of a cornfield. This school is full of self loathing dumbasses that are so far up their parents bank account it's even funny.90% of the student body is white.5%latino,3%black,2%other. This school is known for the shitty parties where everyone acts Drunk when in reality it's watered down vodka because they don't want their parents to know their stealing it. And everyone Fucks each other for attention. Nobody dates at this school. Small town, half the parties are held at the teachers houses. if you choose to talk to somebody, your pictures will get sent around faster than Caloahan speed walking to block traffic for the busses. The only mediocre thing here is Friday Night lights. If you are unfortunate enough to attend a Friday night light.Good luck with parking.And if you see some white girls in too small of clothing carrying McDonald's styrofoam cups and they claim it is"sweet tea" don't be fooled. It's alchohol. Prom at LHS is the only one where everyone "gets lit"(or grinds) to "no hands" by Waka Flocka Flame and "all star"(shrek song). Winter formal, They talk up a big game but when your in middle of having a good time they'll pull you out of the crowd and breathilize you. You have the choir,the religious,emo kids,

GSA,black people,wannabe black people,AP overachievers,

student athletes,and if your not any of those then welcome to ultimate frisbee! Let's not forget to SEIZE THE DAY!
P1: I want to go to a school that's kinda between white trash and white privilege

P2: did you try lebanon high school?
The land of bad internet and tawouk
My internet is super bad
Do you live in lebanon?
Lebanon by Adam el zah2an November 17, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Load more