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Lesbanim 

Synonym for lesbian, but humorous to confuse the straights.

Possible Lesbanims: rugby players, softball players, Kristen Stewart fan clubs, the two old ladies who’ve lived together for years but are “just very close friends”, etc.
“Did you hear Mariah and Aryn are dating?” *whispers* “Total lesbanims!”
Lesbanim by Bbboooo June 8, 2021
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lesbanim 

one member of a pair of "life partners" that are not homosexual, but will be together forever. (and sometimes have children named Benji)
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Lesbanim 

A middle aged man that is having a midlife crisis for drag
"uncle Pete's a Lesbanim"
Lesbanim by C-lad October 31, 2021

lesbanim 

used 4 ppl hu rnt reli lesbians, cn b used 4 gals or bres
"bobbys sch a lesbanim"
lesbanim by eggz March 31, 2005

lesbania 

Lesbania is also known as the native country in which lesbians come from.
You're a lesbian?

You must be from lesbania right?

Right!
lesbania by Kaitlin thorn November 1, 2015

Lesbanism 

A lesbian ; woman sexually attracted to another woman

The act of being lesbian
Woman 1: I think I am attracted to you
Woman 2: You lesbanism
Lesbanism by arab a rab March 4, 2009

lesbanic 

The general term for acting like a lesbian even though you are not one.
Claire- I'm feeling lesbanic today, i kept rubbing up on tracy

Rikki- Stop or i'll go all lesbanic on you
lesbanic by Moni Bee March 11, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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