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A country that is located next to syria. It is under going several wars and political issues, which it brought upon itself.
The Lebenese people in general are hypocrites, they complain and yell at Syria and their government to get out of their country, but when Syria decides to leave they are so dependent on them.
I can recall first hand thousands of lebenese civilians flocking to Syria in the summer of 2006 during the Isreal/Hezbollah war for protection.
Yet these people complain syrians do lebanon harm.
Lebanon and their people are a waste of time, although their country is very beatiful and there girls are hot, do not judge a book by it's cover there girls are whores and lebanon is very corrupt and dependent on Syria.

Yeah Ali those Syrians are so dumb, I hate them.
Please Syrian citizens let us rent out your apartments lebanon is sorry !!!
by Rawad May 30, 2007
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Lebanon: An experiment that failed miserably. In 1948, Lebanon was created from Syrian land. The country is full of Arabs who pretend to be European due to an inferiority complex.
Lebanese often boast that they have the most whores in the middle east. This is true, the women are sleazy and can be cought easily. The women are so ugly that most of them undergoe plastic surgery, the highest rate in the middle east.

Lebanon is a place full os sectarian hatred. The people of Lebanon were famously known for killing their fellow citizens by glancing at the Religion on their identity cards. During the civil war lebanese were also known for butchering thousands of their fellow citizens with knives and killing babies.

In recent years the country did not want the Syrian military in Lebanon, and in return the Israelis bombed the hell out of lebanon in 2006 due to a lack of syrian protection.
Lebanese are most famously known for being pretentious and racist. For example, many Lebanese will have a sri Lankan maid that they abuse, physically or sexually. They are also racist against People of color.
Lebanon is a country full of hatred based on sect. If you dont hate, your not Lebanese
by Nijis April 10, 2009
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The haven of the remains of Middle-eastern christianity,created out of the French province of Syria to cater for Christian needs but is now rapidly being pushed back towards Islamic domination. A country that wants to be everything it is not, believes its European, believes its rich, believes plastic surgery makes you beautiful, but scratch the surface and you'll find the Arab country the lebanese so painfully try to hide. Food is great but attempts to sell it as 'lebanese food' are foolish, it is exactly the same as Syrian food and strongly linked to Greek and Turkish food for that matter.

Full of people that deny their Arab heritage and refuse to speak anything but English and French, as if they would rather be ruled by colonial powers than stamp their own inherited identity on the country.
Wake up Lebanon, you're poor, pretentious, Arab and ruled from Damascus. GET A GRIP.
by col. January 26, 2005
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- Lebanon is the most beautiful country in the Middle East!

- The only country in the middle east without a desert!

- Neighbour countries tend to be jealous of their beautiful landscape/ their natural water/ their delicious food/their huge history
- lebanese are generous/loving and kind
- Countries surrounding Lebanon use any excuse to take lebanon 100 years back!

- lebanese will always stand tall and will always be number 1
Lebanon is the Paris of the Middle East
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A small town east of Nashville in Tennessee. Occasionally mistaken for the country of Lebanon, but not as often as one would think. Years ago, rednecks began to pronounce it "leb-nun" and at this point, even the implants from the north pronounce it in that dumbass way. Idiots like to call it "L-Town" to make it sound cooler.

Lebanon has a movie theater that was cool until Mt. Juliet got a way better one. There are lots of shitty strip malls. There is a shitty outlet mall.

There is a fairly large population of rich, old Republicans, who are the ones running the government. They like to feel as if they live in a cute town with little shops and antique stores and Victorian mansions. They like to promote "Historic Downtown Lebanon." But unfortunately, there are not enough cobblestones to make Lebanon this picturesque. Also there is not a Starbucks. They should just move to Franklin.

The only people who hang around "downtown" are poor fuckers from god-awful Watertown (which is miraculously smaller than Lebanon) and old people who like to whittle pieces of wood.

Every year, Lebanon is home to the Wilson County Fair, which is the largest county fair in Tennessee. It's probably good if you like fairs, but you must remember that it contains a high concentration of Lebanon's residents. NYLON Magazine wrote an article about it in 2009, which made the minuscule high school hipster population piss themselves.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Lebanon.
Person 1: Woah, you're Lebanese?
Person 2: No, Lebanon, Tennessee.
Person 1: Oh! That place has an Outlet Mall, right? I went there once. There's a Pac Sun there, isn't there?
Person 2: Yeah, and a Bath and Body Works Outlet. What the fuck is that? Even a mildly good store is turned to a shit "outlet" store in Lebanon.
by Glad I Moved To Nashville September 30, 2010
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