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Lesbanana 

When a usually identified straight or bisexual female engages a series of lesbian activities such as googling victoria's secret models, or feeling her own boobs.
I went totally lesbananas last night, I spent three hours looking at pictures of Christina Hendricks and Katy Perry!
Lesbanana by Candace Hawthorne December 7, 2010
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Lesbanim 

Synonym for lesbian, but humorous to confuse the straights.

Possible Lesbanims: rugby players, softball players, Kristen Stewart fan clubs, the two old ladies who’ve lived together for years but are “just very close friends”, etc.
Did you hear Mariah and Aryn are dating?” *whispers* “Total lesbanims!”
Lesbanim by Bbboooo June 8, 2021

lesbanim 

one member of a pair of "life partners" that are not homosexual, but will be together forever. (and sometimes have children named Benji)

Lesbanym 

Alternate word for lesbian. A synonym for lesbian, if you will.
Lesbian: I'm a lesbanym.

Person: A what? Lesbanym? You mean lesbian?

Lesbian: I don't like that word. Piss off.
Lesbanym by L-COW August 28, 2010

Lesbanim 

A middle aged man that is having a midlife crisis for drag
"uncle Pete's a Lesbanim"
Lesbanim by C-lad October 31, 2021

lesbanum 

(noun) A female of homosexual persuasion
(verb)(plural) Lesbian activities, i.e. 'having lesbanums'
Dude, those two girls over there are totally having lesbanums!

Charlotte: Would you like some sex?
Vicki: No thank you, I'm not a lesbanum.
lesbanum by Vickipants April 11, 2009