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Lesbanana 

When a usually identified straight or bisexual female engages a series of lesbian activities such as googling victoria's secret models, or feeling her own boobs.
I went totally lesbananas last night, I spent three hours looking at pictures of Christina Hendricks and Katy Perry!
Lesbanana by Candace Hawthorne December 7, 2010

Lesbanim 

Synonym for lesbian, but humorous to confuse the straights.

Possible Lesbanims: rugby players, softball players, Kristen Stewart fan clubs, the two old ladies who’ve lived together for years but are “just very close friends”, etc.
“Did you hear Mariah and Aryn are dating?” *whispers* “Total lesbanims!”
Lesbanim by Bbboooo June 8, 2021

lesbanim 

one member of a pair of "life partners" that are not homosexual, but will be together forever. (and sometimes have children named Benji)

Lesbanym 

Alternate word for lesbian. A synonym for lesbian, if you will.
Lesbian: I'm a lesbanym.

Person: A what? Lesbanym? You mean lesbian?

Lesbian: I don't like that word. Piss off.
Lesbanym by L-COW August 28, 2010

Lesbanim 

A middle aged man that is having a midlife crisis for drag
"uncle Pete's a Lesbanim"
Lesbanim by C-lad October 31, 2021

lesbanum 

(noun) A female of homosexual persuasion
(verb)(plural) Lesbian activities, i.e. 'having lesbanums'
Dude, those two girls over there are totally having lesbanums!

Charlotte: Would you like some sex?
Vicki: No thank you, I'm not a lesbanum.
lesbanum by Vickipants April 11, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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