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lesbonym 

An alternative to the traditionally used term "lesbian" to describe a woman who is attracted exclusively to other women. The term originated in the Friends episode entitled "The One With Monica's Boots" by Jack Sumner, who is Sting's fictional son.
Apparently, Sting's son made fun of the fact that Ben's moms are "lesbonyms".
lesbonym by Solo Amadeus February 5, 2022
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Lesbanim 

Synonym for lesbian, but humorous to confuse the straights.

Possible Lesbanims: rugby players, softball players, Kristen Stewart fan clubs, the two old ladies who’ve lived together for years but are “just very close friends”, etc.
“Did you hear Mariah and Aryn are dating?” *whispers* “Total lesbanims!”
Lesbanim by Bbboooo June 8, 2021

lesbanim 

one member of a pair of "life partners" that are not homosexual, but will be together forever. (and sometimes have children named Benji)

Lesbinym 

A male who can often be referred to as a lesbian
Oh my god adam, you're such a lesbinym
Lesbinym by Capper August 15, 2006

Lesbanim 

A middle aged man that is having a midlife crisis for drag
"uncle Pete's a Lesbanim"
Lesbanim by C-lad October 31, 2021

lesbanum 

(noun) A female of homosexual persuasion
(verb)(plural) Lesbian activities, i.e. 'having lesbanums'
Dude, those two girls over there are totally having lesbanums!

Charlotte: Would you like some sex?
Vicki: No thank you, I'm not a lesbanum.
lesbanum by Vickipants April 11, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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