leonarding

Confirming plans only to then bail out last minute or go completely missing with a suspect/weak/epic excuse.

Also to pull a 'leonard'

"Where's Nick? He seemed so up for it and has been banging on for weeks that he was 100% going to be here but he's not here."
"Ah, he's probably leonarding / pulling a leonard"

by seanshouse November 7, 2013

Lemonading

Can use lemonade, going full lemonade, lemoned, lemonaded.

Eliminating or greatly harming the competition to your current partner. E.g. Partner (male or female) cheats on you, you take a baseball bat to the girl (or guy) s/he cheated with's car so that they will stay away. Implied that you might actually use the bat on the person who engaged with your partner.

Also, going full lemonade.
Used by: Tituss Burgess, Kimmy Schmidt, Beyoncé, Jimmy Fallon

First episode of season 3 of the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt show

"I am doing what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I am lemonading."

by Findhini May 11, 2017

Steven Leonardi

Steven Fucking Leonardi. Gets whatever he wants. Rich. Has the best luck in the world.

"I wish I was Steven Leonardi so that everything could go right and I could be perfect."

by bitchface76 April 28, 2010

leonardis

sexy teacher

shes a real leonardis

by berthen March 10, 2022

Loarding

To utilize your magical skills

Barry was loarding on Rachel.

by XoXo007 September 1, 2013

leonardoing

Trying your hardest at something, and still failing. ( Named after Leonardo DiCaprio)

Yesterday I was leonardoing so hard, I got a C+ on the test I studied for hours on!

by dontfuqwithaniqqa May 8, 2016

lemonading

Its when somebody urinates on somebody in a sexual or defiant act

She told the fella to pee on her so he begun lemonading her on her chest and stomach

by junior johnson July 14, 2006