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self-loading cargo
The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.
self-loading cargo by 747pilot June 5, 2010
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Loading the Cannon
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."
"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."
"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."
"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
Loading the Cannon by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011
Musket Loading
The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.
Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.
Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017
hat-loading
A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading
Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".
hat-loading by Nuts21 September 7, 2022
Larding
Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?
Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
Larding by jomommascookies August 22, 2009
Free Loading Whore
noun, someone who never pays for themself and is always trying to get free stuff and shorts from someone, such as (but not limited to): cigarettes, sandwiches, drinks, food, candy bars, beer, etc. Freeloading whores can be Jewish, cheap, rich, or extremely poor.
Free Loading Whore by Honger July 24, 2010
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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