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Immense skill and superiority over everything else in the universe.
My leetness makes you look ghey and noobish...noob!
leetness by Shoe May 11, 2004
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Ruarck Server: Kargath US Guild: Rise of Righteousness.
Ruarck is the defination of all that is "leetness"
leetness by Ruarck January 25, 2011

Minute of Leetness 

The minute of leetness derives from the word 1337(leet). It happens every day when the clock reads 13:37 at which point you can do what the hell you like whether at work or any where else.
It's 13:37, the minute of leetness, now we can take a break for minute and slack off!

Epic leetness 

When you become too epic for anyone else you gain the essence of Epic Leetness which you can share with other people

Epic Leetness can be used to defeat all evil


ant. epic failfest
Guy 1: Dude I'm so epic.

Guy 2: Hey do you still have epic leetness I can have?

Guy 1: Nah I dont think so I gave it all away to my cousin.
Epic leetness by Failfest April 1, 2009

Level of Leeness

Often confused with "Level of Leetness" or "Laugh out Loud" , the 'Level of Leeness' is the universal scale used to determine how much like Lee, any object is.

*In some cases also known as "Level of Larryness Scale"
Lexington: Oh dude! Did you hear what that f00 said?!

Reginald: Naa man i was busy Taco Masking my Mocha Momma, what he say?

Lexington: He's all like "The wavefunctions of an electron in that hydrogen atom are possessing definite energy (increasing downward: n=1,2,3,...) and angular momentum (increasing across: s, p, d,...)" what a crock block!

Reginald: Pfft send that down to th'a Negro Phi Dactyl.

Katie: WTF is wrong with you two! *throws a soda*

Reginald: *hit by soda* Ohh... damn biatch your level of Level of Leeness is out'a whak!
Level of Leeness by Syro August 14, 2006
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