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Ruarck is the defination of all that is "leetness"
leetness by Ruarck January 25, 2011

Minute of Leetness 

The minute of leetness derives from the word 1337(leet). It happens every day when the clock reads 13:37 at which point you can do what the hell you like whether at work or any where else.
It's 13:37, the minute of leetness, now we can take a break for minute and slack off!

Epic leetness 

When you become too epic for anyone else you gain the essence of Epic Leetness which you can share with other people

Epic Leetness can be used to defeat all evil


ant. epic failfest
Guy 1: Dude I'm so epic.

Guy 2: Hey do you still have epic leetness I can have?

Guy 1: Nah I dont think so I gave it all away to my cousin.
Epic leetness by Failfest April 1, 2009

Level of Leeness

Often confused with "Level of Leetness" or "Laugh out Loud" , the 'Level of Leeness' is the universal scale used to determine how much like Lee, any object is.

*In some cases also known as "Level of Larryness Scale"
Lexington: Oh dude! Did you hear what that f00 said?!

Reginald: Naa man i was busy Taco Masking my Mocha Momma, what he say?

Lexington: He's all like "The wavefunctions of an electron in that hydrogen atom are possessing definite energy (increasing downward: n=1,2,3,...) and angular momentum (increasing across: s, p, d,...)" what a crock block!

Reginald: Pfft send that down to th'a Negro Phi Dactyl.

Katie: WTF is wrong with you two! *throws a soda*

Reginald: *hit by soda* Ohh... damn biatch your level of Level of Leeness is out'a whak!
Level of Leeness by Syro August 14, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026