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leering cunt 

Someone who lusts and obsesses over people they can't have, and don't ever have any chance of having.

See also, wankshaft.
What a leering cunt! He could never have her in a million years!
leering cunt by NotEmo June 4, 2005

Leering Cunt 

A boy who is 18 who should really know better, but in fact acts like an 8 year old. Will be found at the windows of girls he thinks find him a hot stud, at night. Manages to get their email adresses and asks for pictures of them... on their own.
I tell you, he is such a leering cunt, and he won't listen to me. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall.

Leering Homo

A homosexual man who looks or behaves in a way that shows sexual interest in a heterosexual male, especially when this is not wanted
A leering homo gazed deeply into the straight mans eyes without consent as he worked out at the gym. The leering homo had penetrated the straight man's personal space with his eyes and erect penis.

LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) 

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).
I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!

bev leering 

Wow he's a real Bev Leering!
bev leering by Flipwon1 July 2, 2018

Gary Leeing 

To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings
The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing
Gary Leeing by DavesDenim April 11, 2015