Definitions by DJ_Jagged
text splatter
Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.
1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!
2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!
2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!
text splatter by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009
LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving)
The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).
I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!
LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) by DJ_Jagged June 29, 2009