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Lazybun, sometimes known as lazy bun, is a quick hairstyle for lazy people. It involves pulling your hair into a ponytail and securing it with a hair tie but not pulling the hair all the way through on the last loop.
Before going down on her girlfriend, she put her hair in a lazybun
Lazybun by HolyEggRoll May 15, 2019
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Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy
"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"
Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022

lazybones 

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.
Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"
lazybones by anonymous February 20, 2022

lazybones 

a noun used in informal language that mean a lazy person. the word is often used in friendly way to someone you like.
come on, lazybones ! Get your ass out of bed.
lazybones by Joao " JD " Nsingui December 29, 2006
A person who is too lazy to do anything besides sit on their butt all day. Often they deny their laziness and accept it as the situation varies. They are too lazy to eat unless they eat yogurt one tiny bite at a time. Also, they rely on others to do their work for them. Some people can pull this off while others can't.
Juliana, you are such a lazybutt, but who cares.
Lazybutt by pz<3jj April 29, 2013

LazyGunn 

Donkeys look good in a certain light, and this is also what happens to LazyGunn, he splits into a thousand shimmering rays that make love to women everywhere, making them love him

He's also worshipped by Cassed
Omg is that LazyGunn, omg he's a thousand shimmering rays!

And why is Cassed rubbing himself?
LazyGunn by Jank December 1, 2004

lazybonics 

1. The replacement of regular words in written text with their shortened representations. Also may be combinations of letters and numbers.
-"You are late!" becomes "U R L8!" Lazybonics wurked 4 me!
lazybonics by 2jetskis September 8, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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