Lazybumpkin Share definition Flag It’s where you fall asleep in a cozy bed, get woken up to go to Costco, have a bad aggie sneeze attack and now homesies and sweaty I was going to go to work today but ended up being a lazybumpkin instead. Lazybumpkin by tylerindo January 7, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Lazybumpkin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch