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Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy
"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"
Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022

lazybones 

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.
Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"
lazybones by anonymous February 20, 2022

lazybones 

a noun used in informal language that mean a lazy person. the word is often used in friendly way to someone you like.
come on, lazybones ! Get your ass out of bed.
lazybones by Joao " JD " Nsingui December 29, 2006
A person who is too lazy to do anything besides sit on their butt all day. Often they deny their laziness and accept it as the situation varies. They are too lazy to eat unless they eat yogurt one tiny bite at a time. Also, they rely on others to do their work for them. Some people can pull this off while others can't.
Juliana, you are such a lazybutt, but who cares.
Lazybutt by pz<3jj April 29, 2013

LazyGunn 

Donkeys look good in a certain light, and this is also what happens to LazyGunn, he splits into a thousand shimmering rays that make love to women everywhere, making them love him

He's also worshipped by Cassed
Omg is that LazyGunn, omg he's a thousand shimmering rays!

And why is Cassed rubbing himself?
LazyGunn by Jank December 1, 2004

lazybonics 

1. The replacement of regular words in written text with their shortened representations. Also may be combinations of letters and numbers.
-"You are late!" becomes "U R L8!" Lazybonics wurked 4 me!
lazybonics by 2jetskis September 8, 2010