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Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy
"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"
Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022

lazybones 

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.
Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"
lazybones by anonymous February 20, 2022

lazybones 

a noun used in informal language that mean a lazy person. the word is often used in friendly way to someone you like.
come on, lazybones ! Get your ass out of bed.
lazybones by Joao " JD " Nsingui December 29, 2006
A person who is too lazy to do anything besides sit on their butt all day. Often they deny their laziness and accept it as the situation varies. They are too lazy to eat unless they eat yogurt one tiny bite at a time. Also, they rely on others to do their work for them. Some people can pull this off while others can't.
Juliana, you are such a lazybutt, but who cares.
Lazybutt by pz<3jj April 29, 2013

LazyGunn 

Donkeys look good in a certain light, and this is also what happens to LazyGunn, he splits into a thousand shimmering rays that make love to women everywhere, making them love him

He's also worshipped by Cassed
Omg is that LazyGunn, omg he's a thousand shimmering rays!

And why is Cassed rubbing himself?
LazyGunn by Jank December 1, 2004

lazybonics 

1. The replacement of regular words in written text with their shortened representations. Also may be combinations of letters and numbers.
-"You are late!" becomes "U R L8!" Lazybonics wurked 4 me!
lazybonics by 2jetskis September 8, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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