noun: the art form of merging lawn care and landscaping : envisioning a conceptual design to work the earth, remove weeds, pests, and any other toxic materials, mold lawn & land into an aesthetically pleasing, green-planet-friendly, harmonizing mind, body and soul with the Earth's natural balance, ultimately creating a zen like sanctuary of energy renewing utopia for all who enter to enjoy, and then returning week after week, month after month to perform routine care and maintenance to ensure we are able to renew, reuse, recycle the Earth's natural resources.
Divergent Lawn Care is the #1 lawnscaping company in the world after receiving the Nobel Peace prize for integrating their landscaping designs into renewable resource ideas that changed the world as we know it.
by DivergentlyMe March 30, 2019
Get the lawnscaping mug.A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020
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verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)
Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.
by Holly M S July 4, 2010
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