Lapscaping 

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)

Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.

Lapscaping by Holly M S July 4, 2010

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

ladyscaping 

Landscaping maintenance of a woman's body. This includes, but is not limited to, manicure/pedicure and waxing of eyebrows, upper lip, legs, and bikini region.

I only go ladyscaping in preparation for a third date.

ladyscaping by Shikosh May 6, 2015

Australian Landscaping 

Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.

Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

Australian Landscaping by SloppyToppyMike May 24, 2019

denver landscaping project 

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

denver landscaping project by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019

Total Landscaping 

The self-induced destruction of credibility based on a layering of ridiculous actions.

He is going total landscaping with all those tweets alleging election fraud.

Total Landscaping by Otnobor November 9, 2020

Fulton Landscaping 

Fulton Landscaping used to be called Fulton Lawn Care till relevantly Tristen Fulton the owner changed the name. They are a family owned company walking away with about $200k per year.

Dang Fulton Landscaping is good

Fulton Landscaping by Urban Official February 8, 2021