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lawlgasm
yeah we thought mark died on the toilet but we opened up only to find out he fell off the toilet shitting i fell over rofled and had a lawlgasm
lawlgasm by joshua koch January 11, 2009
Related Words
lawlzgasm • lawlgasm • lawgasm • lawlergasm • Lawlergasmicroflgasm • Lawltasm • Lawrgasm • Lawl-Gasim
Lawlergasmicroflgasm
-Verb When you release a huge burst of laughter and it feels good. Usually happens when someone trips, hits themselves or makes a fool out of themselves.
As I was walking around the neighborhood this lady tripped over her dog. Out of nowhere I had a lawlergasmicroflgasm. It was awesome, it was like an orgasm with my mouth, in my mouth and at no risk of contracting an STD.
Lawlergasmicroflgasm by FiR3, The United Drunk August 16, 2009
lawlergasm
Person1:omf0gz0rs i just smacked a bald kid!
Person2: wtf?
Person1: roflmao yea then he started cyring!
Person2: hahaha lawlergasm
Person2: wtf?
Person1: roflmao yea then he started cyring!
Person2: hahaha lawlergasm
lawlergasm by ryan lopez August 14, 2006
Lawrgasm
The best orgasm a man will ever have. Usually consisting of large convulsions and very large, erect penises. A man will fall for another man having a Lawrgasm instantly. There's no stopping a Lawrgasm from happening. Lawrgasms sadly only happen to black males consisting of the name Lawrence, and make other males extremely jealous. You have to be a sorcerer to even be near Lawrence during a Largasm.
Man 1: I want to fuck Lawrence so hard right now, he has a Lawrgasm. *Penis turns into metal banana*
Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.
Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.
Lawrgasm by Frank Western December 12, 2012
lawgasm
1. Sex with someone involved in law; IE a Judge.
2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.
3. The feeling after winning a court case.
2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.
3. The feeling after winning a court case.
"That barister was an amazing screw. Lawgasm overload!"
"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."
"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"
"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."
"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"
lawgasm by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006
Lawltasm
Lawltasm
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