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I have experienced LARPO for this hoochie mama in the store
larpo by Big Baller Daddy May 9, 2018
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LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.
Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”
LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020
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This is what you call a Rainbow 6 Siege player who knows Owen all too well. He is the bot of the 5-stack. He plays one game and top-frags with 1 kill and swears he's the best. He takes other peoples' mains. Every member of the 5-stack hates him but feels bad for him, so they play with him. He's the member that gets carried to Platinum only to devalue the entire rank.
"God, quit being such a fucking Laro." "Jesus Christ, man, you just pulled a Laro." "Can you stop playing like a Laro this game and actually try?" "Dude, we need to stop playing with this Laro."
Laro by MisterPibb March 21, 2019

Lrrlee Larlom 

"Λρρλη Λαρλώμ" used as a way to describe the quality (or literally anything) of something.

(greek meme/joke)
Stranger: How's the food?
Guest: Lrrlee Larlom!

Stranger: Hi, What's up?
Guest: Not much, just Lrrleed thru homework, what about you?
Lrrlee Larlom by XMI April 3, 2020

Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.
Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018

Lrrlee Larlom 

Written and read with the latin characters as "Lrley Larlóm" or "Lrrlh Larlwm" (use first example in google translate for help at translation) is a tongue-twisting phrase, originally first written on paper as "λρρλή λαρλώμ" at 7th of august 2019 and later confirmed by the creator as "Λρρλή λaρλώμ"(oddly enough with a latin "a") at 11th August 2019. It defines a (as by the creator explained) "Mistake Series", "God's Call" or "The greek Yin and Yang synonym that from its birthdate forth got popular amongst the community of a greek youtuber "NinjaCakeAssassin" who also goes by the name "Cake" in the greek YouTube community. Also seen as Λρρλή (the feminine) and Λαρλώμ (the masculine). Nowadays mainly used in terms of quality criteria (Λρρλή Λaρλώμ of course representing the good quality). Oftentimes associated with christianity and the ideal representation of it.
"Today the priest was Λρρλήing and Λαρλώμing

"My favorite scene from the movie was when Λρρλή man said its Λαρλώμing time and started Λρρλήing Λαρλώμing everywhere"

"You need to find the Λρρλή Λaρλώμ in life"
" As the Pope Urbunus the second said 'deus vult' or in greek ' Λρρλή Λaρλώμ'"

" Killer bean was a very Λρρλή Λaρλώμ movie"

"Lrrlee Larlom is the same as Λρρλή Λaρλώμ but different at the same time"
Lrrlee Larlom by Kanenas August 10, 2023

Laroched 

To be the victim of a shocking event, an event so shocking that you would never believe it would happen.

Alternative: to be boys with Chuck Liddell
You just lost in a game of chess to a four-year old. You were laroched.

Roy Halladay got laroched and gave up a home run to Andy Laroche.
Laroched by BuccoFan981 July 27, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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