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lanolin
lanolin by Brick Tamblin September 26, 2005
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landolin • Landolina • Landline • landlining • lanolin • landeline • landlined • Landline Friend • landoink • Landonined
Landline
A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.
Lanolin
Lanolin by Macier Qu. Ross September 14, 2009
landlined
adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.
Once I saw "Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for repair" on my Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.
landlined by MrKaminsky April 26, 2010
landlining
The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.
landlining by kifli1 February 15, 2010
Landline
Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.
It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.
Landline by lelaroquais August 15, 2017
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