landlining 

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

landlining by kifli1 February 15, 2010

latlining 

Pronounced: lat-lining.

Incoherently drunk, prone to making impulsive decisions that can make one very regretful the next day. Precursor to a hangover.

"Man, Nate was totally latlining last night, he wrote his boss an email telling him to f*ck off at 4AM!"

latlining by drinkydrunkcity June 10, 2013

Landmining 

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on

I'm going to be landmining the beach today.

Landmining by Cobrastrike June 30, 2014

Land-lining 

When you purposefully leave your cellular phone at home so that no one can reach you.

"I texted Adrianne a few times yesterday and I never heard back from her."
"Yeah...I think she's been land-lining her phone all week."

Land-lining by BbTasting Cart July 18, 2018

landmining 

a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.

he opened the door and started landmining an arizona iced tea

landmining by brahski666 July 25, 2011

landmining 

To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.

I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.

landmining by E4member June 22, 2012

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.

Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon

Landoning a post by landoning September 3, 2019