A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.
"Dude, my cell's not working. Can I borrow your landline?"
by mahka42 December 2, 2005
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Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.
It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.
by lelaroquais August 15, 2017
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(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.
Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.
by Brian November 26, 2003
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The opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.

The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.

Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.

As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.
Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.

Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.
by kostovetsky July 31, 2010
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(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.
I want your landline so I can personally message you.
by ShottyBum204 September 9, 2017
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adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.
Once I saw "Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for repair" on my Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.
by MrKaminsky April 26, 2010
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The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.
"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"
by kifli1 February 15, 2010
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