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Landline 

Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.
It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.
Landline by lelaroquais August 15, 2017

Landline 

(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.
Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.
Landline by Brian November 26, 2003

Landline 

A old ass phone. Something you dont want.ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE DIAL UP.
Who the fuck still uses a landline?
Landline by DanTheMan0001 December 8, 2022

Landline 

The opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.

The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.

Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.

As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.
Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.

Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.
Landline by kostovetsky August 3, 2010

Landline 

(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.
I want your landline so I can personally message you.
Landline by ShottyBum204 April 19, 2018
It means a soldier wants to call yo phone instead of chewing you out over radio
1: police-1, radio check ?
2: landline.
1: FUCK.
Landline by SleepiestHollow July 16, 2026