lampros

lampros is the true legendary super sayain and also the god of destruction for universe 19 he is a slipknot fanboy

I AM LAMPROS THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAYAIN GOD OF DESTRUCTION FEAR MY REIGN

by lamprozey July 21, 2017

Lamposting

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Lambros

The name of an absolute Greek God. Lambros will not only steal your bitch with his huge cock, he is the best driver known to man and can parallel kerbside park by initiating a handbrake turn at over 200km/h and hooking a left or right.

boy 1: Don't let your missus out tonight, I heard Lambros is out and about ripping skids
boy 2: ahh shit I already did, guess she's his bitch now. He's probably out doing skids with her now

by xX_MLGGAMER360_Xx May 9, 2020

stuffy lampost

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011

Laprosy

The disease your laptop gets when it gets old and starts losing it's keys and other bits.

"My I key just fell off my laptop, it must have contracted Laprosy"

by barrintus May 5, 2009

lampposted

When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.

*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!

by Kempo May 23, 2006

Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

by Kubadude September 5, 2016