lampoose 

The act of tucking a male's junk (aka twig 'n berries) down, up, and under with the ultimate goal of completely hiding said junk from any discernible bulge in the frontal region of his swimsuit area.

Deeeeeeeaaaaaaam! Look at that guy over there by the lazy river pool! You literally can't see any wein-bulge at all. He must have lampoosed.

lampoose by Meng Trondson August 30, 2009

lampoose 

When a man openly states "i have to take a shit" and the walks into the nearest grocery store and bends over the urinal and takes a shit and then the man kicks the flush bar watches his lampoose and says victory. then goes to the nearest extraordinaraly small midget and says "small guy check this lampoose out" make hand gestures to the urinal.

Man: that was a glorious lampoose.
Extraordinaraly small midget: that was a boss lampoose brah.

lampoose by creig lampoose Cackia June 2, 2009

lampooned 

trickery resulting in social demoralisation

if someone puts an empty box of pringles back in the press and you are tricked into opening them,,,, you've been lampooned

lampooned by dr.p.curran dr.k.dizzle March 31, 2009

lamgoose

to trick,screw or ripoff

i ordered a dozen donuts and only got 10. i was lamgoosed

lamgoose by srkilsoyne August 13, 2006

lamgoose

to screw trick or ripoff.

i tried to buy a dozen donuts but only got ten. i was lamgoosed.

lamgoose by srkilsoyne August 17, 2006

lampoonery 

saying someone is stinky paper style

ha ha lampoonery said guy 1
are you from the 1800s said guy 2

lampoonery by PooFard April 17, 2022