Laprosy

The disease your laptop gets when it gets old and starts losing it's keys and other bits.

"My I key just fell off my laptop, it must have contracted Laprosy"

by barrintus May 5, 2009

leprosy bread

When you burn bread to the point where it has somehow contracted leprosy.

Enjoy your future leprosy breads!

by leprosycooker86753o9 June 16, 2018

cyber leprosy

a condition you have when your friends do not return your emails, instant messages, or texts.

I have sent a dozen emails to my best friend and she won't respond. I think I have cyber leprosy.

by Lady Cupcake June 15, 2009

liprosy

Leprosy on the lips, more commonly known as cold sores, and more awkwardly known as mouth herpes.

P1: I have cold sores. They hurt.
P2: HAHA Mouth herpes!!
P1: No, just a minor case of liprosy.

by errca October 29, 2008

Leprosy

Magic disease that befalls anyone who have ever tortured a leprechaun. Leprechauns are not part of Christian faith. Because of this, Jesus actively fought the green tricksters by healing their victims so they would convert to Christianity

Luke 5:13-14: 13. Jesus reached out his hand and touched the man. “I am willing,” he said. “Be clean!” And immediately the leprosy left him in a bright light that eventually formed a rainbow.

14. Jesus knew what needed to be done. He would followed the rainbow into the creatures den and he slew the helpless beast. In that moment he blessed his flaming sword and as it absorbed the soul of the Leprechaun .

by RageAgainstTheFishcake July 28, 2019

urban leprosy

haphazard development of a city, making it clumsy and inelegant.

For lack of city planning, the city has turned out to be an urban leprosy.

by uttam maharjan January 2, 2012

hair leprosy

hair leprosy is similar to regular leprosy...except that instead of your limbs and skin falling off, your hair and facial hair fall out

Kid #1: Did you get a hair cut and shave last night?

Kid #2: No man, the doctor says that I developed hair leprosy.

by jchardcore68 September 2, 2007