Lampor

The undisputed man within the neighborhood.

"I'm the neighborhood lampor, punani vamper, mess around you'll find My silk
boxers in your mommy's hamper. "

by Esoteric. December 6, 2010

Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

Lamborghina

A hot chick in a fast car

I just got cut off, but it's okay, because it was a Lamborghina.

by Juan Van Der Whipple III February 19, 2015

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by negroman February 5, 2020

Lamperry

The loving relationship that exists between footballers, John Terry and Frank Lampard. The pair play for Chelsea FC and the England NT. The origin of the word comes from the combination of their last names. The word Tampard is not a substitute for Lamperry.

Bob: What's your favorite football bromance?

Steve: Mine has to be Lamperry.

by Bluemonster67 August 13, 2011

lamperti

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.

I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.

by airline pilot February 21, 2010

Lamposting

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

by c.harris April 18, 2018