'look at lampard he is so fit'
'lampard scored'
'lampard scored'
by **sojealousofelenrives** July 05, 2006
lampard is the word used to describe someone who is a bit special or retarded. it is also the name of a school in the uk.
by king paddy June 27, 2004
Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.
by football365247 July 29, 2020
A person who has repeatedly benefited from nepotism and is often elevated to positions of stature despite clear inadequacies and/or previous failures.
by DrederickTatum February 01, 2020
Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.
After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.
Antonym: zidane
After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.
Antonym: zidane
He shoots....... Goal kick...... What a Lampard.
That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.
Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.
If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.
Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.
That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.
Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.
If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.
Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.
by ud40 July 06, 2006
The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards
by Biddy February 20, 2005
Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.
-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.
by Alkawi May 11, 2007