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lamperti 

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.
I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.
lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010
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Adam Lamberting 

Doing anything related to Adam Lambert
(includes stalking)

lambertize 

to get your daily fix of adam lambert
bitch: why are you shaking and foaming at the mouth?

me: because i have not lambertized yet today! >=O

Lambertitis

It is where a Man is so cool and sexy that straight men begin to question their own sexuality because they are attracted to him.

Lambertitis has been around for a long time, but has just been given a name from this years american idols, Adam Lambert.
"He is so cool that I think I am coming down with Lambertitis"
Lambertitis by ricair May 8, 2009

lambertian 

Lambertian vocal range: to sing like Adam Lambert
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lambertian by zally February 22, 2013

Lamper [Lampering] [Lampered] 

To Lamper

When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.

Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).

Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).

"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"

To Lamper Lampering Lampered

lamberting 

the art of growing a supreme mullet, wearing a Dale Earnhardt earring and wearing jorts.
Dude, why did you come dressed like that to my party?

Come on man, I just felt like lamberting!
lamberting by datdude84 December 27, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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