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lawlacaust 

a word describing something so funny that in fact millions of people have died laughing from the joke.
"That joke was so funny it could cause the lawlacaust."
lawlacaust by Naked Shane March 8, 2008

lollocaust

A word derived from the term lol and the holocaust. It hints that you are making them laugh so hard that 7 million jews are dying while it happens.
"Dude Judy got a roffle last night!"
"Lollocaust."
lollocaust by Brenden Barton May 22, 2005

Lawlocaust

Shit that's so funny, people die.
Loser:
Crazy fucking shitballs! The hooker I meet on Craigslist was a trannie and I think I got mono.

Non-loser friend:
::Lawlocaust::

Hah. You fucking dork. That's what you get for using craigslist.
Lawlocaust by ubersp00k September 28, 2008

lolacaust 

A lolacaust is the laugh after a joke that is REALLY bad/sick/insulting/harsh but funny. Like dead baby jokes and floppy massacres and things.
If a woman attacks you, kick her in the womb and hopes shes pregnant. LOLacaust!

what happens to a baby in a microwave?
i dont know, i was too busy wanking.

LOLacaust!
lolacaust by Darn Gosh Cunt January 1, 2008

lolacaust 

The laugh that killed 6 million jews
Man: ... so i said to the waitor, get me out of this wet clothes and into a dry martini!
Jews: *flop*
Man: OH NO! all 6 million of my jewish friends just died! The lolacaust has started!
lolacaust by choobang October 21, 2007

lollocaust

A somewhat tasteless portmanteau of the internet abbreviation lol and the Holocaust. Used either as an indication of extreme hilarity, or, alternatively, a sardonic rejoinder to a failed attempt at levity. An animated .gif file showing ASCII men and women being gassed has emerged on the Internets.
Positive:
"So then, he's just about to finish me, and he gets team-killed by a nüb with a Deagle!"
"Lollocaust!"
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