lollacaust 

Humorous term devised by Kelly whilst musing over the different ways to incorporate the popular term "lol" (meaning laugh out loud) into new cutting edge terms. The term then became popular with many other people and can now be commonly heard in many of London's student circles. Recent reports suggest the term is also breaking into mainstream use.

Jon: "Yes you can use my microphone. . . "

Adam: (Into microphone) HELP!!!! I'm trapped in here with my friend!"

Kelly: "LOLACAUST!!!!"

or;

Simone: "What other words are there as well as LOL???"

Andrew: "LOLLACAUST, ROFL, ROFLMAO. . . "

lollacaust by Adam Donlan March 25, 2008

lolocaust 

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.

"man that joke caused a lolocaust"

lolocaust by Brando January 22, 2006

Lollercaust 

Comedy on a massive scale; Laughter that leaves six million dead

Springtime for Hitler was a Lollercaust!

Lollercaust by Saepiroth June 2, 2003

lawlacaust 

a word describing something so funny that in fact millions of people have died laughing from the joke.

"That joke was so funny it could cause the lawlacaust."

lawlacaust by Naked Shane March 8, 2008

Lolocaust Denier 

The single person in a group who rejects a joke as unfunny, while all others regard it as devastatingly funny and potentially capable of causing 6 million people to die of laughter.
Often someone who is generally considered to have a poor or weak sense of humour.

Phil: Dave didn't laugh once during that Flight of the Conchords show
Harry: I know man, what a lolocaust denier

Lolocaust Denier by lbr11 May 20, 2011

Lolocaust 

The mass banning of furries on an online community.

This is the final solution to controlling an extremely severe infection of furry deviants where it is not wanted, asked for or even remotely implied that said platform is a place to exercise such debauchery.

This tactic was first concocted by the site Fuhrer (Lowtax) on Something Awful to tackle the furry problem. The "Furry Concentration Camp"(FCC) was created as a sewer to get the furries out of the other forums. All that used the FCC was given a "Yiff" star on their profile, and all with this star was quarantined. Eventually, FCC was shut down, and all its users were banned. This came to be known as the "Comedy Lolocaust".

4chan was also suffering from a similar problem on the /b/ board, so they took note of the successful execution of this answer to the furry question. The /fur/ board was created, then deleted, with all that posted in the board being banned. This came to be known as "April Furs Day" (Comedy Lolocaust, electric boogaloo).

How to answer the furry question.

1. Make a subforum/board dedicated to the furries.

2. Let them know that you have just set up a new camp where they can do as they please.
3. Wait a few days to make sure most of the undesirables are where they belong, using force (ban) if required.
4. Turn the gas to 6 and set to auto cook till not a single sole is left in the camp.

Congratulations, you have just executed a flawless Lolocaust.

Moderator: All these damn furries won't stop posting!

Admin: Just made a furry channel, We can round them up and ban them all.
Moderator: Hell yeah! Let the Lolocaust begin!

Lolocaust by Pseudonymity0000 November 7, 2017

lollocaust

A word derived from the term lol and the holocaust. It hints that you are making them laugh so hard that 7 million jews are dying while it happens.

"Dude Judy got a roffle last night!"
"Lollocaust."

lollocaust by Brenden Barton May 22, 2005