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lalocaust

Something so funny that kills the people listening to it. Inspired by a man (Tyler Molter) shitting himself on the internet that was to fucking funny
"Lalnator shat himself"
"OMG that was such a Lalocaust"
by Bio101 February 9, 2014
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lolocaust

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.
"man that joke caused a lolocaust"
by Brando January 22, 2006
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lawlacaust

a word describing something so funny that in fact millions of people have died laughing from the joke.
"That joke was so funny it could cause the lawlacaust."
by Naked Shane March 8, 2008
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Lolocaust Denier

The single person in a group who rejects a joke as unfunny, while all others regard it as devastatingly funny and potentially capable of causing 6 million people to die of laughter.
Often someone who is generally considered to have a poor or weak sense of humour.
Phil: Dave didn't laugh once during that Flight of the Conchords show
Harry: I know man, what a lolocaust denier
by lbr11 May 20, 2011
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Lolocaust

The mass banning of furries on an online community.

This is the final solution to controlling an extremely severe infection of furry deviants where it is not wanted, asked for or even remotely implied that said platform is a place to exercise such debauchery.

This tactic was first concocted by the site Fuhrer (Lowtax) on Something Awful to tackle the furry problem. The "Furry Concentration Camp"(FCC) was created as a sewer to get the furries out of the other forums. All that used the FCC was given a "Yiff" star on their profile, and all with this star was quarantined. Eventually, FCC was shut down, and all its users were banned. This came to be known as the "Comedy Lolocaust".

4chan was also suffering from a similar problem on the /b/ board, so they took note of the successful execution of this answer to the furry question. The /fur/ board was created, then deleted, with all that posted in the board being banned. This came to be known as "April Furs Day" (Comedy Lolocaust, electric boogaloo).

How to answer the furry question.

1. Make a subforum/board dedicated to the furries.

2. Let them know that you have just set up a new camp where they can do as they please.
3. Wait a few days to make sure most of the undesirables are where they belong, using force (ban) if required.
4. Turn the gas to 6 and set to auto cook till not a single sole is left in the camp.

Congratulations, you have just executed a flawless Lolocaust.
Moderator: All these damn furries won't stop posting!

Admin: Just made a furry channel, We can round them up and ban them all.
Moderator: Hell yeah! Let the Lolocaust begin!
by Pseudonymity0000 November 7, 2017
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lollocaust

A word derived from the term lol and the holocaust. It hints that you are making them laugh so hard that 7 million jews are dying while it happens.
"Dude Judy got a roffle last night!"
"Lollocaust."
by Brenden Barton May 22, 2005
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Lawlocaust

Loser:
Crazy fucking shitballs! The hooker I meet on Craigslist was a trannie and I think I got mono.

Non-loser friend:
::Lawlocaust::

Hah. You fucking dork. That's what you get for using craigslist.
by ubersp00k September 28, 2008
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