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Lawlocaust

Loser:
Crazy fucking shitballs! The hooker I meet on Craigslist was a trannie and I think I got mono.

Non-loser friend:
::Lawlocaust::

Hah. You fucking dork. That's what you get for using craigslist.
by ubersp00k September 28, 2008
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Lawlocaust

The REAL way to spell lollocaust. A way of combining lawl with a tragic, tragic event where several thousand Jewish people died.
"My grandfather died in the Lawlocaust."
-or-
"My teacher says the Lawlocaust never happened."
by Tater Tot Wojkowski November 10, 2006
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lolocaust

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.
"man that joke caused a lolocaust"
by Brando January 22, 2006
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lawlacaust

a word describing something so funny that in fact millions of people have died laughing from the joke.
"That joke was so funny it could cause the lawlacaust."
by Naked Shane March 8, 2008
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Lolocaust Denier

The single person in a group who rejects a joke as unfunny, while all others regard it as devastatingly funny and potentially capable of causing 6 million people to die of laughter.
Often someone who is generally considered to have a poor or weak sense of humour.
Phil: Dave didn't laugh once during that Flight of the Conchords show
Harry: I know man, what a lolocaust denier
by lbr11 May 20, 2011
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Lawlercaust

Noun, Pronunciation: (Law-ler-cost)

Derived from Lawl, the act of a crowd bursting in a Lawlergasm.
(Everyone is laughing and 1 person steps up and says:)

"LAWLERCAUST!"

"This Lawlercaust really exterminated the lawlerees."

"You won't be laughing any time soon after the Lawlercaust, that is if you weren't put into a lawling camp and being lawled down by the lawlestapo with their lawlp40's. LAWL!"
by ZaKa May 8, 2007
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Lolocaust

The mass banning of furries on an online community.

This is the final solution to controlling an extremely severe infection of furry deviants where it is not wanted, asked for or even remotely implied that said platform is a place to exercise such debauchery.

This tactic was first concocted by the site Fuhrer (Lowtax) on Something Awful to tackle the furry problem. The "Furry Concentration Camp"(FCC) was created as a sewer to get the furries out of the other forums. All that used the FCC was given a "Yiff" star on their profile, and all with this star was quarantined. Eventually, FCC was shut down, and all its users were banned. This came to be known as the "Comedy Lolocaust".

4chan was also suffering from a similar problem on the /b/ board, so they took note of the successful execution of this answer to the furry question. The /fur/ board was created, then deleted, with all that posted in the board being banned. This came to be known as "April Furs Day" (Comedy Lolocaust, electric boogaloo).

How to answer the furry question.

1. Make a subforum/board dedicated to the furries.

2. Let them know that you have just set up a new camp where they can do as they please.
3. Wait a few days to make sure most of the undesirables are where they belong, using force (ban) if required.
4. Turn the gas to 6 and set to auto cook till not a single sole is left in the camp.

Congratulations, you have just executed a flawless Lolocaust.
Moderator: All these damn furries won't stop posting!

Admin: Just made a furry channel, We can round them up and ban them all.
Moderator: Hell yeah! Let the Lolocaust begin!
by Pseudonymity0000 November 7, 2017
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