When a man is wearing jeans that are way too tight so that they squish his balls like an apple sack and he sits in such a way that they are obvious and 'in your face' annoying.
You're in a meeting with your boss and he has his foot up on the table and his legs all spread so that his squished ball sack is facing right at you. You're being Ballacausted!
Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.
AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!
Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.
...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.
Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....
AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
When something so unbelievably funny makes a large number of people LAL at one individuals misfortune.
*Tony walks to the stage to obtain his diploma*
*Tony shits himself*
Billy - "HEY LOOK, TONY SHAT HIMSELF"
Dean - "What a lallacaust!"
*Audience howls with laughter*
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basicallypeople with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"