When a man is wearing jeans that are way too tight so that they squish his balls like an apple sack and he sits in such a way that they are obvious and 'in your face' annoying.
You're in a meeting with your boss and he has his foot up on the table and his legs all spread so that his squished ball sack is facing right at you. You're being Ballacausted!
Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.
AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!
Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.
...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.
Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....
AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
When something so unbelievably funny makes a large number of peopleLAL at one individuals misfortune.
*Tony walks to the stage to obtain his diploma*
*Tony shits himself*
Billy - "HEY LOOK, TONY SHAT HIMSELF"
Dean - "What a lallacaust!"
*Audience howls with laughter*
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!