laito
A Japanese name (mainly for males) meaning Light. Laito's are very attractive and tend to be quite flirty. They also have very mesmerising eyes.
laito by HaleyMay02 April 10, 2016
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Laito sakamaki
A Laito sakamaki is a little fat bitch. He is the Japanese term for "ya little nasty" and if you meet anyone with red greasy hair, a fedora, and just grose you have more the permission to light it on fire, this is a Laito sakamaki, your most likely to find it in the woods.
Now if you look over here you will see a ayato sakamaki trying to become the next James charles and of you look to the cage over here you will see a laito sakamaki, you can now trow your weponds
Laito sakamaki by I can crack my neck August 28, 2018
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brickie's laptop
A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.
Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.
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Italian Laptop
eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people
John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"
Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
Italian Laptop by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011
Gaming Laptop
Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
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Laptop Drive of Shame
"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."
Laptop Drive of Shame by ossftw August 6, 2008
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