laito

A Japanese name (mainly for males) meaning Light. Laito's are very attractive and tend to be quite flirty. They also have very mesmerising eyes.

"Did you see that guy's eyes ?"

"Yeah, his name must be Laito!"

by HaleyMay02 April 10, 2016

Laito sakamaki

A Laito sakamaki is a little fat bitch. He is the Japanese term for "ya little nasty" and if you meet anyone with red greasy hair, a fedora, and just grose you have more the permission to light it on fire, this is a Laito sakamaki, your most likely to find it in the woods.

Now if you look over here you will see a ayato sakamaki trying to become the next James charles and of you look to the cage over here you will see a laito sakamaki, you can now trow your weponds

by I can crack my neck August 28, 2018

brickie's laptop

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.

Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.

by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017

Lactose intolerant intolerant

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.

I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.

by Rollo168 March 14, 2014

Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

Gaming Laptop

A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine

Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop

by ne0ooo March 10, 2022

Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

by ossftw August 6, 2008