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A small person who has little to no penis. Also enjoys the compay of men and other astranged animals. Also enjoys the company of pants in his bed while sleeping
Laio has sex with trees all night long
laio by bobadole December 1, 2003
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a small science teacher of mostly asian decent, very americanized. used mainly for the purpose of education young people in useless fields.
mister laio has no penis
laio by j hizzle November 26, 2003
This is a girl with a big personality and usually tries new things. She could be the class clown but could be really serious. She could be a social butterfly when it comes to meeting new people. She could cheer you up at any time of day, and will always have your back.
Laiona is awesome!
Laiona by Disneyhhht February 18, 2017
A bad bitch /that do hers dont let nb down her and she a real bitch she be up der and bout it all she just a reall ass bitch she coo asfc and she gotta fat ass and nice titties
Laionie really gang frl’
Laionie by ENVYLAII April 16, 2022
The name of laionna is meaning of peace. She can have a serious bad temper but can get over it in a blink. She has a very good personality and is very beautiful. Her sense of style and things she like is perfect to her. She loves everyone who respects her and when she loves she loves hard.
example: laionnas boyfriend loves her the most so she loves his whole life.
laionna by serenity hernandez June 20, 2023
1. interj., Used to express mild amusement; see lol

2. prop. n., Mythological Theban king; father of Oedipus
1. King Laios was killed by his son, who then proceeded to do his own mother and kill himself upon discovering her identity, laios.

2. Laios, using both definitions of "laios" in one sentence is pretty difficult.
laios by notrandal January 11, 2009
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