asmongold

1.- (noun) The crusty smelly orange shit on an unwashed dick specific to an unwashed world of warcraft player's cock. Otherwise it's just "dick cheese"

2.- (verb) To give an "expert" opinion an a subject one is completely uneducated on
1.a brb. I gotta shower and wipe this asmongold off my dick

2.a Man you don't know shit about what u talking about. Fool, don't asmongold me
2.b "... They come from an inferior culture, that is horrible, it kills people ..."
by ne0ooo February 10, 2025
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Gaming Laptop

A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine
Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
by ne0ooo March 10, 2022
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