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A dumb bitch that has no friends but a big Mac from butte Montana
I fucking hate Laheya
laheya by Daddy kadden March 15, 2019
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Lahey juul 

Another word for a breathalyzer, which is a device used to monitor one's blood alcohol content (BAC). Dubbed 'the Lahey juul' because in the television series "Trailer Park Boys," Jim Lahey (park supervisor) frequently uses a breathalyzer in a similar fashion to a nicotine addict.
Yo I got pulled over by this cop who was super chill. He even let me hit his Lahey juul.
Lahey juul by Suckmytoes_77 April 18, 2021
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Mr. Lahey 

Although he was a Canadian, Mr. Lahey was a true American hero. He was one of the greats, and inspiration to alcoholics everywhere. He was more than just a drunken ex-trailer park supervisor on a Canadian TV show called Trailer Park Boys ... he was "the liquor." Rest in peace John Dunsworth, thank you for the many, many laughs.
Randy: "Mr. Lahey! ... you're back on the liquor!?"

Mr. Lahey: "Bo Bandy... (long contemplative swig from bottle of liquor) … I AM the liquor."
Mr. Lahey by yaboymd January 20, 2019
A girl of laugher
a girl who is determined
a girl that is loyal to whom she loves and her self
a girl who cares about everyone
a bipolar girl

people would also say that she is stuck up; selfish; those are people who does not know her well
Who wouldn't want a friend like lakeyah
lakeyah by Definitions Of Humans November 3, 2013
A gorgeous doll of a girl. Sweet and pretty. She's a little crazy but that what makes you love her. She knows everything, and knows it. No matter how sweet she can be if you cross her the wrong way she can be a huge bitch. She doesnt always mean to be, but in the end it always leaves you wanting to be on her good side. She's unbelievably awesome and hot, and always leaves you wanting more.
Example 1:

Boy1- Did you see Lahela today/
Boy 2- hell yea, she was looking pretty fine today
Boy 1- She's freakin hilarious too

Example 2:
Girl 1- Hey what did you do to lahela?
Girl 2- I called her a slut, she so is.
Girl 1- Uhm no she's not. You only think that cause the guy you like likes her.
Girl 2- exactly why can't she be content with all the boys she's already got?
Girl 1- It's so not her fault. Plus she already told him that she didn't like him that way. That he should consider you. God youre stupid.
Lahela by last summer October 20, 2009
To get extremely, recklessly drunk before anyone else; inspired by Jim Lahey and Jake Ewing
Guy 1: Boy I tell ya, it has been a long week I can’t wait for the darty tomorrow
Guy 2: Tell me about it, I’m gettin fuckin lahey’d tomorrow!
Lahey by FunnyDog55 June 26, 2019

jim lahey special 

the type of whiskey jim lahey drinks on the canadian tv show "trailer park boys" the actually name for the drink is alberta premium a 100% canadian rye whiskey
thomas - hey bi ,i got a quart alberta premium to drink tonight eh?
james - oh yea got the jim lahey special on the go eh?
thomas - oh yea
jim lahey special by tommy1245 April 17, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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